So we all know or maybe have a sort of kinda like idea about how a woman’s eyebrows should be and/or how they look best. Now this DOES NOT include every single persons creative right as individuals to design, sculpt or shape their way into eyebrow infinity as they would like. That being said there are just some eyebrows that are just too damn much for every single generation and/or never carry over into day time wear. ie: your eyebrows might be sorta busted so please take note.
For example, The tiny itty bitty, super thin charcoal painted eyebrows that girls sacrifice their dignity for. It’s like they’ve shaved them off only to have a new palate only to draw in horrific sci-fi ones with a black sharpie marker( never ever taking into consideration their face shape or size and/or the public’s general gag reflex.. Bye! it’s horrendous and anyone who doesn’t agree with this should be excited they are even reading this blog so I can further help some of you who perpetrate the ” your eyebrows are jacked” zone..
Sidenote: if you have paper thin U shape eyebrows you are within the parameters for ratchet behavior.
Ever see a super hot woman, like one that you think of maybe cheating on your gf with for like 2 secs or one that actually caused traffic accidents bc every single genetic molecule is placed with perfection… and then this girl has ferns for eyebrows? Sad right?
Now, The first photo is what I believe to be a fruitful example of not over-plucking, over-waxing etc. My cousin as you will see on the right simply plucks a few eyebrow hairs here and there along the NATURAL SHAPE of her eyebrow. Fabulous!!!!
A great website to get started on turning you horrid eyebrows into something worthy of actually staring at is eyebrowz.com
And the next time you think a guy is only looking at your boobs bc he’s a pig, its bc your eyebrows are making it hard for him to look at your face. 🙂